I think we've come to the Ginger of the problem

I had to re-read this like 3 times. I have no clue why.

No it isn't because there are lots more roots you can make beer from!!
Stupid peasant

Have you ever tasted them? No, they are NOT alike

WHAT.

Root beer comes from Sassafras roots specifically, though.

Fluffy science kitty is tired if yo shit.

Clarence. Clarence no. Clarence. Clarence, this has gone too far. *turns to two-way mirror* *makes cut-throat gesture*

His algebra is impeccable.