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yeah, you heard me! dumbass!

I'm... I'm hurt... :'(

It's ok partyboob.

Shut up! Partyboob is a stupid walnut!

That's right! You're such a stupid walnut!

You know what? I'm not talking to you anymore!

FINE. I see how it is.

Don't worry partyboob. She is just a jealous bitch.

Frostbite go kill yourself, fuckwad

Eat a dick, CUNT!

Frostbite, stop bullying frostbite!

Stay out of it you whiny prick

Just shut up nobody likes you loser

I hope you catch fucking Ebola and die

Hey!!! That's soooo insensitive to people with ebola! Gosh.

Screw you partyboob! I did your mom last night.

Real mature frostbite. Go eat your baby food and take a nap you little kid.

Just die frostFUCK!

Bitch screw you. You still need your parents permission to get on disney.com I bet.

Telling people to die is so messed up like why would you even say that

Frostbite is just joking you freaking baboon take a fucking joke!!!

Cause I can bitch!

Go shove a cactus up your ass! Stupid kids I swear...

Dammit just leave me alone I don't have time for this shit

Yes you do. You have nothing better to do. It's not like you have friends. Or a life.

Hey, partyboob. How about you surprise me and actually say something clever?

Shots fired

STFU GTFO you nerd

I hope Satan rapes you

I hope you eat eat poison.

I hope Satan reserved a special place for you as his fucking footstool

I hope you st4rv3 to d34th lozer

Where did you get your insults? The toilet store?

Good one. Where did you get yours? The junk yard?

Go lick a dog's butthole

I hope you step on a lego

Yeah?? I hope you step on a BURNING lego.

I hope you sit on a thumbtack.

I hope you swallow chair

I hope you get pooped on by a bird

Oooooh partyboob you are brutal

Yeah I'm pretty good at insults

I could do this all day

and all night

I could do you all night...

Stop frostbite. Stop

ಠ_ಠ

I hope you end up like Becky!

Partyboob. Apologize right now. That was rude.

Sorrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy

Apologies are for the weak.

*makes truce* Everyone sign! *signs*

*signs*

*signs*

*signs*

Truces are stupid! Ugh, fine. *reluctantly signs*

*signs*

Okay, is that everyone?

Hold on a sec! *signs*

for one second I actually thought they were yelling at each other

How many partyboobs was there? I thought there were two.

More than you could've ever imagined.

But they are gone now. It's just me again.

Good talking to you, frostbite(s).

You too partyboob. Remember to shout peanut butter.

How could I forget?

This is very confusing...

YOUR FACE IS CONFUSING ASSLAMP

Oh shit

Let them work it out frostbite

Hot damn! Looks like bubblebut's gonna make some pudding!

Listen to frostbite! You'd be better off staying out of their argument!

http://th05.deviantart.net/fs30/PRE/f/2008/183/d/1/angry_pudding_by_lord_karasu.jpg

*sees anger intensify, backs away slowly*

YOUR ALL F*ckturds

wow fire bender why would you even say that that was to attaboy uncalled for I hope you burn to death

hey you fucksticki can control fire why don't you use your brain before replying you dumbass

OMG! firebender, chill out!

Who the fuck are you to tell firebender how to act? You're as big a fuckstick as he is!

Fuck off,Asslamp! I'm just trying to calm people down and limit casualties.

Oh, so now you think you're fucking NATO now? Trying to spread world peace? You're just spreading a lot of hate and discontent!

Fuck off! I'm out!

*signs up everyone in the above comment thread for group counseling*

JEEZ everyone, calm down you can be friends with each other.

Yea, deathfox393 is right i mean look at us, me and him are friends.

I can't fucking make it that day. I have an Anger Management class I have to fucking teach!

Yeah, you're right deathfox. Partyboob and I go way back. I'm sorry, partyboob, for the things that I said last night.

Awwww it's okay! *hugs partyboob*

Aww man, way to mess up all the fucking plans monzerra1!!!!!!! Dammit!!!!!

Damn people like you make me wanna kick babies!

*takes deep breaths*

Okay I'm better now

*pulls out gun* WUSSUP BITCHES!

Chill dude chill! Here take some weed.

FUCK YO WEED BEEOTCH! I'LL BUST A CAP IN YO ASS!

NOOOOO!

*Shoots frostbite*

*gets shot* help! Oh God HELP!

*laughs at frostbite's pain*

Dude wtf? Call the hospital or something!!!

HELP!

*runs off*

Me: frostbite got shot!
Emergency services: where is this person?
Me: Shit I don't know. Lol nevermind.

123 sesame street!

*speaks with ISIS*

What are you doing?

.... No survivors

Somebody stop him!

It's okay, I'm a gun expert and I think frostbite will be okay.

How can you tell?

Because frostbite shot him with a nerfgun!

@partyboob: you think I want ot miss any meeting with you? Like I said, I'm fucking stuck teaching this Damned Anger Management class! There's no way I can get out of it!

Damn. Well I'm sure you are a great teacher and your students will learn a lot from you. I can tell you are gifted in the art of anger management.

But there is a way to get out of it. You know the building where the class is being held? Have you ever heard of a little thing called... arson?

Partyboob what the heck wrong with you???? Arson is BAD. You can't tell people to burn down buildings! Damn you are such a disappointment I raised you to be better than this!

You aren't my mother!!!! Don't scold me!!!!!

Well, I could just blow off going to trhe class...

What the hell are you thinking? Do you know how many students are couunting on you being there?

Nah, you have a responsibility.

Just kidding responsibilities are for losers.

Just kidding but arson is fun.

Just kidding arson is a felony.

Just kidding it's still fun.

Just kidding arson isn't good don't do it.

Well, I know there are 18 enrolled now. If I miss class tonight the class list could drop to 15 next week becasuse I know of three students that won't make it through the weekend without some supervision!

Are you willing to risk their lives just to meet partyboobs?

Well, boobies!

No monzerra, don't fall into the dark side.

I'm definitely worth meeting.

Yeah boobies are nice

I totes legit agree with deathfox393

Shut up you conceited turd

I can agree on that one pudds

*cries*

Fuck you I dont need your opinion buttpudding

This comment thread is the best thing ever and also makes me reconsider all my life choices. Crazy, huh?

Wtf partyboob you don't have friends, do you?

@partyboob I thought YOU were my friend...

This is what FS should be all about. A bunch of introverted people of all ages and races slamming insults at each other without thinking about possibly offending anybody, and having fun doing it! Thank you all for helping my work day go flying by without even noticing!

Glad to be of service! *tips hat in your direction, wherever you are*

Wait... I'm not wearing a hat... ಠ_ಠ

Gesture accepted. Have a great day, everyone!

We will! Good night!

wait we are done
*says in a whiny kid voice*
NOOOO BUT THIS WAS FUN I WANT THIS THREAD TO GO ON FOREVER

get a life firebender why don't you go kill an airbender like you did a century ago

THAT WAS ONE TIME

Firebenders are getting better, Zuko is nice but the nonbenders *AHEM PUDDING COUGH* ARE BECOMING MAJOR DICKHEADS

SHUT UP YOU STINKY ASIAN YOU DONT KNOW MY SECRET

Is this what happens when I'm gone for a day?

yes this is exactly what will happen when you are gone for a day