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What's boobytrap backwards?
A funsubster who stays up too late at night and is the Queen of Procrastination.

— Partyboob Report User
Sorry, ignore that text 19 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
Have you done it yet? please post screenshots xD
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Sorry, ignore that text 19 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
My favorite by far is "oh I thought you were talking about the weed lol"... Too funny
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Happy birthday Funsubstance! 11 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
Woah your comment is giving me a headache what is all that cool extra stuff? Hopefully it's not just a glitch on my phone...
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Trying to sleep every night 3 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
Damn, that's exactly me.
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Ellen way is the best. 2 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
Hell no, I hold on to my money. God knows I don't have much of it.
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Funsubstance History 48 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
Oh, ok. I didn't realize, but sounds awesome! Thanks FunStats!
Funsubstance History 48 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
Could we get an updated version of this? It would be interesting to see how much funsubstance has grown.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE! 5 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
How? It looks like a pretty ordinary, ugly, dirty bench to me.
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Go hamster! 7 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
I'm thinking good guy, although it is obnoxious to leave your car in traffic. But he is showing that he thinks his daughter is important enough to do that for.
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Go hamster! 7 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
Aw, family goals right there.
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As a guy who lives alone 13 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
Yes. Yes we do.
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Like fo real tho, who dunnit? 8 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
They Might Be Giants made a children's song about who put the alphabet in alphabetical order. And they never even answered the damn question, if I remember correctly.
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To the past or future? 35 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
Blue. So many things I would redo if I could.
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You gotta snap outta your fantasies 60 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
You're thinkimg of bulimia, mockingjays.
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You gotta snap outta your fantasies 60 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
Umm, that's not what this post is saying at all. It's telling people to not PRETEND to have these disorders, because people living with them know how hard it really is.
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Peac*ck owl 11 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
I absolutely love how peacock is censored in the title.
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Lord of the Donuts 6 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
Because nerd breathing is different from regular breathing. It's an art form.
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Why on earth didn't they get accepted?! 17 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
I didn't know it was fake when I posted it... oh well, still funny in my opinion.
Why on earth didn't they get accepted?! 17 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
Damn. This is disappointing. Here is the real story: http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/trending/fake-harvard-rejection-letter-causes-real-life-stress-for-student-molly-mcgaan-1.2982969
It's on other sites too.
The letter is fake, but she submitted a real application to Harvard. This was written as a joke for her high school satirical newpaper.
@xshadowxqueenx: does your cousin know that this is actually fake...?
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Kira lives 13 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
All of the little kids have the best expressions.
Sometimes it's the other way round 13 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Who's the bigger betrayer 20 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
Unless the husband never planned to jump... in which case neither is really better than the other.
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Who's the bigger betrayer 20 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
It's good that neither committed suicide, but both of them are wrong if this was an attempt to kill the other one and pass it off as a suicide.
Both need counseling and probably a divorce.
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Why on earth didn't they get accepted?! 17 comments
partyboob · 4 years ago
Right? Smart, and a sense of humor!
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