Loki = perfect

WE WILL DESTROY ALL HATERS

ALRIGHT EVERYBODY: I NEED YOU TO MAKE A BIG WOOL COSY FOR MY HELEMET BECAUSE IT GETS REALLY COLD.

https://img1.etsystatic.com/020/0/6605887/il_340x270.502906199_qnhc.jpg IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT SIR

PERFECT

*walks out of portable toilet*
*stands in silence for about 10 seconds*
*walks back in*

SHALL WE DESTROY THE SPY MILORD?

YES

HE HAS BEEN DESTROYED! PLEASE MILORD, I WISH TO BE ONE OF YOUR MINIONS!

Alrighty

Thanks. So what's the care package you provide?

Uh... Free books, and free Netflix, and free food, and YOU CAN FEEL MY HAIR :D

It's everything I've ever dreamed of. . . *cries tears of joy*

*doesn't EVER stop feeling the hair*

*destroyed*