englewood is fucked up man. as a chicagoan (yes that's what we're called get used to it) kanye's line "more people died in chicago than iraq" is why we call it chiraq
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· 9 years ago
The only really dangerous animals in Australia can be squished or run away from really easily.
Can't say the same for Africa or even Canada - angry moose killing someone with antlers, bears being bears...
Edit: I actually do live in Australia, I was just saying that we don't have any big scary animals.
Except crocodiles. That ish scary.
Oh really? I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my arms, and every afternoon I break my legs. I lie awake at night in Agony, until my heart attacks put me to sleep. And just because some kid was born in Australia, he's more hardcore than me?
IMMA GO DO SOMETHING FOOLHARDY BECAUSE STRAYA
*wrangles flying crocodile*
*picks up dropbear cannon*
*flies away into the night*
Thank you for supporting me, though.
Can't say the same for Africa or even Canada - angry moose killing someone with antlers, bears being bears...
Edit: I actually do live in Australia, I was just saying that we don't have any big scary animals.
Except crocodiles. That ish scary.
I live in southern Canada
(Nice use of the quote though)