Valentines got me like:

tbh i would like the deflated one better than the inflated one

Fifty shades of balloons?

the bear looks traumatized

ted the potato

Oh no, somebody save Ted

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough

looks like a potato

potedo

Reminds me of the body condom from Naked Gun.

It's going to be a beautiful teddyfly

Looks like ted forgot how to put on a condom.