Uranium glassware that glows

I doubt it

tbh it isnt safe to be standing near, depending on how much Uranium is in them of course, it is very radioactive.

That's what I was thinking!

It's a specific isotope of uranium that they make bombs with. If this was that sort of uranium, this house and that dishware wouldn't be there anymore.

He'll be disappointed at its laughably low radioactivity, but pleasantly amused by its glowyness.

Then we will all sing Katy Perry until he shits himself.

Baby im a firework...