Very traumatic, but very useful

The original is the ever popular:
"Quote From Man Stabbed:
'What are you gonna do, stab me?'"
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This, like many others, is photoshopped. The original, however absurd, is real:
http://www.khq.com/story/18995737/police-responding-to-a-stabbing-near
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What if he said yes?

then you get stabbed.

this seems nick cagey