Apparantly Apple wants to release a car, it's so obvious where they got this idea

Busy World of Richard Scarry!

The first car with a EULA. That's going to be a civil liberties and consumer freedom shit storm when someone gets sued for repairing their own iCar.
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Then, when the iCloud gets hacked again, not a single one of them will start.
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How many accidents will Apple maps cause? How many fatalities will there be before legislation is authored prohibiting its use?
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And of course, when the roads are upgraded, you'll need to buy a new iCar... iCar 2015 won't run on Roads 2020.
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Worst idea EVER.