Sounds a lot like like today

That's my secret. I plan to achieve nothing, therefore, I've accomplished something!
#employedbymcdonalds

Yesterday

Everyday :(

Scaringly accurate

Same here, but it's usually at 4 AM that I realize what a waste of space I am

it's 4.05 pm in scotland right now, and im huddled in my blanket fort with my laptop, having done exactly nothing today