I think it depends on the professor. I mean if you use an intro like this as a joke and then go on to write a well thought out paper I see no reason why you should have points deducted.
"Teach you", not "learn u".
"Fueled", not "fuelled".
"Extravaganza", not "extravaganza".
You have an F, and please see me after class, because either you have psychiatric problems to solve or you are not worth wasting my time.
I know that. If you read my first reply, I stated that the OP spelled it wrong, but the guest spelled it right twice. And no, I am not a vegan. I am a member of PETA-Prefer Eating Tasty Animals!
yes apparently people without common sense are trying to tell us that we should start an essay "respectfully" and not use any "rude language" or something weird like that
"Fueled", not "fuelled".
"Extravaganza", not "extravaganza".
You have an F, and please see me after class, because either you have psychiatric problems to solve or you are not worth wasting my time.