the tea bags were probably at the same storage where the cookies, cereals, candy are, so if he was high he wasn't really thinking he wanted to give him the tea saw the oreo offer him a better option. he's a really good friend. i would have eaten that oreo and left.
my roomate's dad (he's like 65) he smokes opium all the time, they are a persian family, and one day he came over to the bbq and he was stressing out about the car keys, he couldn't find them, he said he put them on a save place. so after an hour we stop looking, i open the fridge i go to drink an ice tea an something hits my teeth!!! it was the keys!!!! he placed the keys inside the ice tea bottle!! that was he save place!!!
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It's a bit of a reach, but
He tried to compensate for the lack of tea with iced "coffee" with cream.
The coffee being the cookie and the cream being the middle part.
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He tried to compensate for the lack of tea with iced "coffee" with cream.
The coffee being the cookie and the cream being the middle part.