I bet you are

*mind explodes*

If you're reading this, you clicked the comments section

oh my god, what is this sorcery

Ermergherd, that's so deep.

if you're reading this you are probably following the comments

That's what the government wants you to think

oh my my god how did you know....are you watching me.

EAT MORE CHIKIN (that's what the writing reminded me of)

[reading this intensifies]

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O’RLY?

You caught me

Holy shit im reading thsi.

Thank you cpt. Obvious, I never wouldve read this without not reading this

[Reading intensifies]

*gasp* how did you know?!?!?!?!?!

shut up Drake