There's still so much time........For everything to get even worse

Kill a man and you're a murderer; Kill a million and you're an Emperor.

'MURICA!

When my time comes
Forget the wrong that I've done
Help me leave behind some
Reasons to be missed

Hey guys, did you hear the news about the Taal Volcano erupting in the Philippines?

Natural Selection has entered the chat

How do you kill a pig with a health potion?

When you really want to see everyone burn in hell

As long as we don't reach the Lady Gaga fashion era, then all is well

My elementary school teacher actually taught us how to do taxes to prepare us for high school, but like all good students, I forgot everything come summer

Is it another scam?

*Me who is stuck eating rice for the rest of my life*

I bet those devil incarnate chihuahuas are in Slytherin

I'll get the white flag

Am I the only one who doesn't drink coffee in the morning to start my day so that my body can naturally adjust to the trials and suffering that I'll experience in my path?

*Deus vult and failing extremely to get Jerusalem back intensifies*