Perfect place for TRENCH WARFARE!!!

Why wouldn't you want it to work a bit well?

Starbucks Advertisement Department: *people asking why they're even there*

I VOTE TO TURN NETFLIX INTO THE NEW BLOCKBUSTER!

I prefer the time the White Death captured a russian soldier, partied with him with alcohol, then returned him to the russian side much to the rusian soldier's irk cause he didn't want to return

Don't drag us with you if you're targeted by a mummy.

Oh look, an ominous and creepy house in the middlr of nowhere. Better ask if I can have some of their sugar.

If everyone had a second chance, everyone would have been a millionaire.

I blame those huge ass companies on why we're all still using oil as fuel for more than a century and not alternative power sources.

I'm breathing in the chemicals

Wait a minute, these guys look like secret agents.
Hmmm, nope just my imagination.

Guy1: Hey Joe, how'd you like your coffee?
Joe: I like it black
Random Guy: That's what she said.

Me waiting for my dad to stop cursing at everything every time I teach him how computers work.

What a wuss, he should've used a 12 gauge

Dog: Begone thot, his ass is mine now.

Where the hell is that one guy in the internet that can give us an answe?!!!

Seriously, screw China. They ban everything in their country that is not their own

A true gentleman