Holy shit, those are some nice qualities......
For people with a higher rank to take advantage of you

Don't tell me what to do

*Hears wind blows louder than usual*
Me: I hate this world so much

First time they showed us an intact human brain, I kinda like the smell. It smells a lot like seafood.

Language isn't real, it's just a bunch of gibberish that all of us mutually decided to understand

Animals register pain differently from humans

Moon Moon Autumn Edition

We need to start drafting people in the military again to reduce the amount of stupidity in our country

Something seems shady here, and it's not because of the sunglasses I'm wearing.

His father was a terrible dad

Unless you're homeless

*Glares at their stupidity in Darwinism*

If there was a murdering murderer carrying a buzz zapper roaming around they'd all be dead.

That old lady is rocking those clothes- oh wait

You can clearly tell who the least favorite family member is.......
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The guy taking the picture

Well that's just as interesting as the millions of times I've read this

I tried this and apparently my number neighbor is my big sis whom I never saw for 10 months since she went to college. I didn't know she changed her number, also, who was I texting the entire time then?