Depression: Maybe I shoukd kill myself right now.
Also Depression: Why? Why couldn't you just get wasted on ice cream while running away from your responsibilities?

This joke is so black I need to switch on the lights

I'm strong on the surface
Not all the way through
I've never been perfect
But neither have you

Yeah, good luck cleaning up all the unmaintained nuclear materials

I don't see any baby back there

Not sure if it's really Yoda though, best we drop him in a bucket of water to see if he melts into a green bubbly goo.

Don't look back until you cross the border

This is what it feels like to take a break after playing an intense video game, and when you eventually get back to it everything becomes a cluster fuck.

*Immediately uses it to search for Fatty Animal Preservative materials*