
xboxgorgo18
Maybe if our world was transported to another world....
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German words are terrifying 5 comments
Just a lesson 5 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 50 weeks ago
Ah, the wonderful people of the magical land called Interstate. Why, I had the lucky chance just this morning to communicate with these magical beings. Once, when I was running 90 in a 65 (like everyone else), this majestic creature wanted to switch lanes and the good mysterious being it is signed its so called flashers at the right side. Now, it may be my fault as I am not yet well-informed on how these creatures speak, but apparently when the flasher blinks on a particular side the car does not go there, instead it goes the other way. AGHAST! I yelled in my mind, but with my superior reflexes I managed to majestically adjust and control my speed and that bloody good blood-pumping scene quickly came to pass. After that personal experience, I managed to conclude that the creatures called Drivers are a lost cause and that any attempt to study them is considered futile.
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Britian is a lie, wake up 7 comments
It actually worked too 3 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 1 year ago
Allies: *creates a bunch of fake armies made of cardboard, inflatable balloons, etc to redirect their attention on a possible invasion zone*
Germans: We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled
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Germans: We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled
Roasted duck experiment - Successful 25 comments
Time for a break. 2 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 1 year ago
Reminds me of this song (skip to 0:28):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY3MZ_wNFW8
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Edited 1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY3MZ_wNFW8
The saddest meme 7 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 1 year ago
Yeah, like the guy who was eaten alive by the dogs he forgot to feed. THEY ARE JUDGING YOUR EVERY ACTIONS.
Absolute cosmic power!! 2 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 1 year ago
He got stabbed by a tranny in Nam, he definitely knows how to make a point.
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Is he only 30? 4 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 1 year ago
Can afford to fuck up an entire Nuclear Powerplant and doesn't have to pay millions worth of damages on a "supposedly" daily basis. That's a goddamn chad move right there.
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Aberrant erratic sad Kookabura 3 comments
Feel the Difference 3 comments
quakc 33 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 1 year ago
Impossible. Regular Show taught us that it's the geese who you should be wary of. They destroy every place they've been to.
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