Basic bathroom rules

Oh yeah and when the freak show is starting at you while you are trying to take a piss. Yeah I've seen it, a lot

Hate when that shit happens to me. Don't take the one right next me.

I can and will, just to piss you off.

It's just makes it uncomfortable. I once caught a guy staring at my cock

"One mildly disturbing thing happened to me one time, so now I expect everyone else to compensate for my paranoia." That's what you sound like.

You make it seem as if I will shoot somebody if they go right next to me. I said it's UNCOMFORTABLE. Not life threatening.

Exactly, so stop telling people what to do.

It's more like saying "please" and "thank you" but I guess you didn't learn those either.

Oho, ad hominem? Quite the wordsmith you are.
Please and thank you are accepted terms denoting politeness and good manners based off of their actual meaning, while your thing is just a paranoia that's evolved in to some wired mass hysteria.

No. It's just stuff you should do. You should say please and thank you. It's just what you should do. You should not be that one guy

It's not just stuff you should do. Please and thank you make sense, this bullshit doesn't.
Also for clarification, do you agree with the second last panel specifically?

But it does make sense. If you really need to go and need to use the spacers, that's understandable. Are the guy in the last panel?

It doesn't make sense because it's based on paranoia.
Would you care to restate your question?

Are you the guy who stands right next to other person even though there are plenty of open urinals?

Not usually. I do like my leg room.

I'm not going to argue with anymore because I can't change your views and you can't change mine. I wish you a good day.

HaHA, I win.

Guess you frogot about me

Oh my gosh! You won a fight over the internet! Must be a huge achievement for you

Dude, I didn't even use an exclamation point. What gives you the impression it was a major victory?
Also, bring it on, sadtruth.

The fact you said HaHa, making it seem like a major victory. The fact you even say "I win" seems like something a loser would say.

HaHa, without an exclamation point. Clearly an unenthusiastic laugh.
And what the fuck, "Only losers say 'I win'". What the hell is that? Am I supposed to take that seriously?

It's petty. You know how there's sore losers there's sore winners

So you're saying I'm a sore winner.
How does that make it seem like it was a major victory, or that I'm a loser? At the very least it seems to disprove the latter.

Maybe you didn't mean to write it that way, but it came off like a 12 year old going "HAHA"

And I'm saying it was your erroneous interpretation, not a textual error on my part. How could it be changed so as to add 15 some-odd years to the poster?

A simple mistake. Calm down

Again, there are no exclamation points, no run on sentences, no all-caps. There's no reason to be under the impression that I'm in any way not calm.

No, you just keep going. Almost like trying to get the last word.

You can stop at any time, I'm just a bored man on the internet.

Sorry for your boredom. I will unfollow this chain

Right on, son.