I have some tumblr puns and stuff on my computer, so I thought I'd share them with you all

What is tators precious

I've told this story before but I'll tell it again cuz it's the best I got. So for Halloween last year my bf anted a potato. Yes you heard a potato. Sii, the all loving an naive gf that I am brought hija potato the next day, which was when everyone at school would dress up for Halloween. So
So I give him the potato. He put it under his belt so it was infront of his crotch and visible. He said he was a dictator. Everyone was done with him.
Best
Fucking
Costume
Ever

Can my mom please be that awesomely funny?