Meanest Mom On The Planet

Psh, you totally don't deserve it.

"I totally didn't even get to take my gf for a ride in the car yet, mommm!"

Well that's one way to discipline a brat!

What a shitty place to hide the booze. Never in your car. Cops find that and you are fucked.

I would do the same thing. He obviously doesn't deserve to drive