I put on a super thick cockney accent and say:
"Allo Rory's Pub! Tonight's specials'r Pinky and Perky, Loop-de-Loop, Bangers-n-Mash and a Dog's Eye, they all come wif Uncle Fred and Johnny Rutter and they're all Robin Hood.
State yer order~"
And they always hang up immediately.
A lot of annoying spammers no longer call me.
My 90 SOMETHING GREAT GRANDFATHER ANSWERED THE PHONE"Duffy's Tavern, Duffy ain't here, his old lady killed him" AND THEN THE NEXT DAY HE ANSWERED IT "Duffy's Tavern, he's back now!"
"Allo Rory's Pub! Tonight's specials'r Pinky and Perky, Loop-de-Loop, Bangers-n-Mash and a Dog's Eye, they all come wif Uncle Fred and Johnny Rutter and they're all Robin Hood.
State yer order~"
And they always hang up immediately.
A lot of annoying spammers no longer call me.