Sorry if this is a treepost

*tries to think of tree pun* Sorry if it is acorn-y pun

Yew guys are too punny

Oakay everyone, we should stop with all these tree puns. They're starting to branch out.

You are all BARKing mad if you think these are funny

It's really a kid in a super detailed costume going trick or tree-ting

I think I need special tree-tment now that I read all these puns

These puns are fucking tree-son

*walks up shadily*
I need about tree fiddy

We need to get to the root of the problem.

Whoever posted this is a son of a birch...

I think it's time for everyone on this thread to leaf....
*cracks knuckles*

Oh? And what will YEW do if we don't? Will you be STUMPed? Or try to snap us like a TWIG?

Let's just say that recently I have branched out in my methods of harming people very hard in the face