Customizable wall clock

Sorry,I heard something about putting a long thing in a small hole.

I applaud you. I feel properly burned at this moment, and I plan to go grab lotion from Walmart to heal this first-degree sizzle.

...never a time machine when you need one, eh?

You can make your own:
http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/05/05/rotating-screw-becom.html