totally not a title

Barely.

Can you check in the back?

Is it dead?

There's a few flies....
*horrible, hacking cough comes from corner*

*wheeze*
I....... I want you...... to watch Danny Phantom..... *coughing*........

don't die on us, childhood. Please.
We'-we'll take you to the TV, watch some spongebob or Kim Possible and everything will be okay...
*tears stream down face*
Please....

*takes pulse* *looks up* *sadly shakes head*

It's in a better place now...

*turns around to the others behind us*
*thumbs down*

No! We can resurrect it.... The only way we know how... *Prepares Pokemon & old Disney shows and Nickelodeon cartoons*

Cmon! We don't have much longer!

WE HAVE A PULSE! Quick, get me 20ccs of mom cooking!!!

CLEAR

ITS ALIVE!!!! ITS ALLIIIIVVVEEEE!!!!!

*tears and hugging*

*coughing*
*coughs up Internet server full of rule 34 and other disturbing junk*
*rises majestically from the floor surrounded by a golden light*
Thank you.....
You have now transcended childhood.....
Welcome to adulthood......
*fades away in gold flecks of light*

well that was something else

O.O
ILL BE A MANCHILD THEN
UH
WOMANCHILD...?

I need an adultier adult

Go get a free refund then