I don't know about JB's dick but make the stick connected to the platform retractable. Y'know, like those pointing sticks where it starts out tiny and then you pull it to make it bigger.. Like JB's dick.
You want to pay for the extra expense of making chips with a hole in the middle just because you are too dumb, or too lazy to tip the container? Do you also want a crane attachment to put them into your fat face?
Wait, I'm sorry. I could've sworn you just asked if that was too dumb. Oh wait, you did. Why would there be a hole exactly? Could you explain that for me please? If you don't I'm just going to assume you're completely stupid.
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