Eh i would be fine...
Employer: So..uh.. i see you have a theft charge here on your application.?
Me: I put soda in a water cup and they called the cops on me...
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Employer: Your Hired!
Employer: So..uh.. i see you have a theft charge here on your application.?
Me: I put soda in a water cup and they called the cops on me...
Employer: hahahahahahahahaha
Me: hahahahahahahaha
Employer: hahahahahahahahaha
Me: hahahahahahahaha
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Employer: hahahahahahahahaha
Me: hahahahahahahaha
Employer: Your Hired!