but seriously, what's the answer?

9 years ago by captain_sparrow · 3406 Likes · 18 comments · Popular

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xerxerous · 9 years ago · FIRST

If it's big, whack-a-mole.
If it's small, you have to summon it through a series of chants and riverdancing.

fluffydinosaur3467 · 9 years ago

what if its in the middle?

deleted · 9 years ago

Why don't we find out?

hexy · 9 years ago

I think that's its intended destination, Fluffy...

fluffydinosaur3467 · 9 years ago

ohmygod X'D

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captainjackharknes · 9 years ago

Wanna know how you find out for yourself?Watch porn.Or me.I've got a penis too....soo...

vickytvria · 9 years ago

LOL

xxscreamokittyxx · 9 years ago

OOOOOOOOH SNAP ALPHA MALE-ING LIKE A BOSS

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calmthelovelytits · 9 years ago

But I don't know how to river dance! *frantically searches for YouTube tutorials*

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taratheartist · 9 years ago

Shrodinger's Penis

pokethebear · 9 years ago

Beat me

hexy · 9 years ago

You mean, 'beat me off'. And yes, of course, you can beat me off. ;)

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deleted · 9 years ago

Depends. Boxers, briefs, or commando?

hexy · 9 years ago

I think you deeply misunderstand how boners work.

deleted · 9 years ago

Well if someone is unzipping your pants and your wearing briefs, it's not going to burst through. I mean I've been ready to go, but not that ready!

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