Well that escalated quickly

Or a woman. Let's not be sexist here.

You can skip steps 1 & 2, just do step 3.
It works.

I laughed harder than I should have.

Next time my boss says something about me sleeping at work, I'll know how to wake up.

Every morning

Do you ever just kill someone to watch the life drain from their eyes

The first one is terrible advice - trust me, I have to walk to the 4th floor every Thursday morning on the first lesson in school - I feel like someone´s attempting to steal my legs afterwards. I´d rather do the other two, than this one.