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brainsandbeauty
· 9 years ago
My eagle has a little hat she has to wear. It has the Gettysburg Address on it
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loveless
· 9 years ago
When I came to the country, they handed me this baby eagle that I was told I had to raise, and nourish, and etc., so my transition would be more "enjoyable", they told me the eagle would make me feel more American, and with time I would be really used to the feeling of freedom. Later on, I attached this tiny little replica of the Liberty Bell to him, so far I think i'm going in the right track.
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123floor
· 9 years ago
You forget the crucial point. The menu in America School is deep fried. Not only is your freedom deep fried so you can carry it around next to your eagle buddy, but so is your football, and American Flag
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deathfox393
· 9 years ago
My eagle was born with a tattoo of the US flag. It also has the power to conjure sparklers. It's now the size of my american pride and can pick up any terrorist and drop them from the heights of freedom
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guest
· 9 years ago
Don't forget Obama is our principle and if we don't wear and have American made products we get no liberty for a hour
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pettysoysauce
· 9 years ago
And our porno comes from Vladmir Putin.
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smitty
· 9 years ago
Real American holding that Soviet or Chinese SKY there I tell ya.
pokethebear
· 9 years ago
And that bayonet is illegal in my state.
sephoria223
· 9 years ago
In Canada we take a moose to school, have a nice lunch of pure maple syrup and our teachers teach us about our lord and saviour Beaver.
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guest
· 9 years ago
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That doesn't sound very free...
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