#JustAsianProblems

Whaaaaat? No way you can't be any older than 23

Damn. You look good for a russiandude.

When I was in my late 30's, I went to a bar and when the bouncer saw my ID, he whispered "You look better than the younger ones here"! I'm 57 now and many still drop their jaw when I tell them my age. Please, I'm not bragging but when a woman get's to a certain age you just assume the compliments will stop coming so when you do get one, it's so very nice.

Wait till your 40!

aaand boom menopause hits and you look like a 200 year old elder #asianproblems

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I think if she made her eyebrows look more precise, her eyes smaller, her lips red instead of pink and pouty, and didn't wesr blush she'd look more mature and closer to her age. Huge eyes and a bowtie mouth with pink cheeks will look younger and more immature on most women.

Some guy in CVS was convinced my ID was fake when I was trying to buy freaking Tylenol PM.

Gerard Way