The realest thing I read all day

Same goes for bobby pins. My sister just walks into my room and suddenly it's a bobby pin graveyard.

because we care more about what you have to say than how we do our hair. you are special to us and your words mean the world to us and saying something unpleasant is kind of heartbreaking. we kind of want to retaliate but end up looking like a bitch. sorry we're weird

No i don't.
I have a horrible memory at only 14...

There has to be another dimension full of them.

Because the location of hair ties doesn't have a large impact on our emotional state for the entirety of the day.