As a guy who lives alone

Yes. That is how we replenish our powers.

Yes. Yes we do.

Yup http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/22/article-1340884-0C906FA6000005DC-737_468x317.jpg

don't be ridiculous, we don't eat toilet paper, we magically change it into bobby pins

Yeah, problem?

My girlfriend uses a ridiculous amount of toilet paper as well.

No it's because we have to wipe everything and you dont

We sit down to pee and poo, guys stand to pee and sit to poo. So we use twice as much toilet paper bc we simply can't shake pee off our peepee.

Someone had a surprise period and needed to make a diaper

the trick is to make them buy their own

I always shout at my girlfriend "could you please use 2 or 3 leaves of paper, instead of the whole roll? Please?" almost everyday...