Forever alone's advantage

True but its getting too hot to wear pants all the time. I can't go out with sasquatch legs so I have to shave.

But sasquatch legs is how I roll...

I got asked out on friday and I said yet, but my immediate thought afterwards was "I must now shave"

Do you not shave because you don't have a boyfriend, or do you not have a boyfrien because you don't shave?