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Things Overheard in LA 13 comments
rita · 2 years ago
The Walmart Target thing is so true.
I just love how my mind works 6 comments
rita · 3 years ago
Ugh, why.. I'll never learn.
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Stairway to Heaven 5 comments
rita · 3 years ago
Makes sense to me
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Found him 7 comments
rita · 3 years ago
Huntington library?
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Can relate to this living in Minnesnowta 8 comments
rita · 3 years ago
Leaving without saying bye to anyone.
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Can relate to this living in Minnesnowta 8 comments
rita · 3 years ago
No, but I'm an expert with the Irish goodbye.
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I completely understand 5 comments
rita · 3 years ago
Is that Walmart? Those lines are so slow...
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He's still got it 11 comments
rita · 3 years ago
That's what he told Jimmy Fallon
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True words of wisdom! 6 comments
rita · 3 years ago
I need to print this out and put it on my wall!
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And again 17 comments
rita · 3 years ago
The same thing happened to me. An escort has a phone number one digit off from mine and she accidentally posted my number online. I was getting texts and calls for days. I guess she noticed when she wasn't getting any business.
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This is why I don't even try with eyeliner 3 comments
rita · 3 years ago
If you use the felt tip eyeliner pens it's a bit easier. It still takes a lot of practice.
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I have never uttered these words aloud, but it's the truth 33 comments
rita · 3 years ago
Not everyone can handle special needs kids. My mom told me once that if we were born that way she would have left us at the hospital.
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Meme detected...! 5 comments
rita · 3 years ago
Is that Winston holding the phone?
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Every single time 5 comments
rita · 3 years ago
Ugh, I wish I had the strength to stop but I fall for it every time!
I miss funny Eminem 4 comments
rita · 3 years ago
Wow, I remember this back in high school. Still funny!
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You say that as if it were a bad thing. 4 comments
rita · 3 years ago
I did that with a stray cat that lived in my backyard. I've never had cats before so I didn't know what was about to happen. I thought he was starting to trust me...
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Kirkland baby 5 comments
rita · 3 years ago
Isn't it Sam's club and Walmart? That's probably what you're thinking of...
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Someone really should have thought out this design more 8 comments
rita · 3 years ago
Delicious
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Why the f*ck are they unfrosted 14 comments
rita · 3 years ago
My school used to sell these. You would get all excited until you opened it and saw that they were unfrosted...
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Oh god, I was worried for a moment 12 comments
rita · 3 years ago
I saw a coffee mate commercial today and started crying my eyes out... It must be that time again.
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Why california ! 14 comments
rita · 3 years ago
There used to be a Wong Way in my city. it was changed to Wong Street because the city decided it was disrespectful to the man it was named for.
some girls legs are open 24/7 8 comments
rita · 3 years ago
I love the Chrisley's. They're hilarious!
Please spread the word for this poor pup 27 comments
rita · 3 years ago
I wish I hadn't clicked on it. This is heart breaking.
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Don't take pain killers from strangers in the bathroom, guys. 28 comments
rita · 3 years ago
I get this stain solution at the 99 cent store. It's called Soilove, in a green bottle and it gets blood out of everything!
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