BIATCH

*slurping my Asian tea* THAT'S NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK

actually you stole it from Portugal which had stole it from Asia. It was a Portuguese queen that married an english king that brought the tea to England

I've never heard a "bumbling angry british person," what does that sound like?

I feel offended. As if we're claiming it as our own :(( we just love tea that's all

bang bang

im dying

Is no one thinking Hamilton?