The burpees... Still can't breathe after this

I used to do burpees.

Haha no

20 burpees! After 2 I feel like I might just keel over.

This is one big NOPE...

If I didn't die, then it wasn't killer cardio, was it?

My uncle used to do burpees.
He'd try to tell how to do them outside and we couldn't do them...

im good in fact im just gonna go get some pizza

HELL NO

I don't think I can do a single push up or run for more than a minute...

HOW DARE YOU TRY TO MAKE ME EXCERSIZE! I SHALL BE A POPTATOE FOREVER! *deep rumble of a popatoe army saying they'll come later*

You guys must be really fat if any of these are hard