MY HAND IS CHCHCHCHCHINGGGGGGG

True.

Has anyone ever had their thigh or knee fall asleep? It's the weirdest thing because you don't know since you can still feel your toes then you stand up and you're like "Crap, where's my knee?" Then you fall to the ground.

accurate

This is the most accurate description of that feeling!!!!

It just occured to me that, with the new TV you do not have the snowy screen TV when there's no reception... How the hell are you gonna describe that feeling of having a numb hand or whatev to your children from now on?

Yeah, this image is exactly correct. I remember telling my mom when I was little that it felt like tiny bugs all over me...