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fairytalepreferenc
· 9 years ago
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Wrong. I also want to be a Jedi so I can accurately get something to turn the light switch without getting up.
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texasranger
· 9 years ago
Plot twist: this isnt the remote your looking for
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bluekitty1013
· 9 years ago
Only?!
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deadpool007
· 9 years ago
I just wanna be a sith so that epic music starts playing every time I enter a room and then I can force-choke people.
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guest
· 9 years ago
Nope. Unzipping my girlfriend's pants from a distance and remotely caressing her clit with a feather are good reasons too.