Highest paying job , minimum effort

He's an inspiration to all those of us who have not been able to find a fuck to give. I feel renewed, and will now set forth to find fucks to give every so often.

Doubt it

I have set forth, unfortunately nothing has come it so far... Fucks to give seem to be a very difficult thing to find...

My god, how do you even miss the "With minimal effort" part? It's right next to it.

You can't just ask people how they missed one part

I'm concerned that he missed it