Lihea Nejem

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Cake fail 5 comments
lihea · 2 days ago
I recently had a dream where a male friend of mine (someone I don't actually know irl) came up to me and was super proud of his false (wearable) fox ears and tail he had bought.
I took a look at them and said; Those are not fox ears & tail, those are the raccoon ears and tail from super mario 3.
He got so upset with me he broke off our friendship...
:/
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Uhoh 9 comments
lihea · 4 days ago
My point was only that the joke was super effective on me because i'm dyslexic. I was just making a joke though, so...
I would love to see Ethan Hunt kill that little girls ass! 9 comments
lihea · 4 days ago
Yeah, but someone in their 20's beating up someone near 60 seems a bit unfair?
I would love to see Ethan Hunt kill that little girls ass! 9 comments
lihea · 4 days ago
Isn't Tom Cruise near 60?? What kind of fight would that be?
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Uhoh 9 comments
lihea · 4 days ago
No need to downvote, it was just a joke...
Uhoh 9 comments
lihea · 5 days ago
Look, I can appreciate a joke as much as the next guy, but have you even considered the dyslexic (like me) when you made this??
I have a strong tendency to overlook words or parts of words, and was convinced for a good minute that he HAD done something inappropriate and had to read it about 5 to 6 times just to make sure I had it right....
Longest minute of my life to tell you the truth...
And this shade still exists thousands of years later 1 comments
lihea · 1 week ago
Ezekiel.... How did you become so knowledgable about the sizes of donkeys and emissions of horses??
Just stop watching wild life, ok? It's making you bitter...
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Best wishes to all the 2019 Scripps National Spelling Bee participants 8 comments
lihea · 1 week ago
Let's be honest, Ganesh has 4 arms, a trunk, tusks and an axe. Jesus stands no chance.
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It really do be like that sometime 25 comments
lihea · 1 week ago
Ahhh! That's.... I didn't even know that was a thing outside of things like modeling.
I always assumed guys generally liked girls shorter than they are...
It really do be like that sometime 25 comments
lihea · 1 week ago
What does it say on the tall girl's shirt??
Wax my bals 10 comments
lihea · 2 weeks ago
Uhm, isn't waxing your balls incredibly painful? Are you sure you're getting back at HER? 'Cause it sounds like you're paying her to hurt you and that you actually just played yourself....
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This Makes Sense 9 comments
lihea · 2 weeks ago
A bit late to the party, BUT I have lived on opposite sides of the planet and it doesn't matter where I am, I am always staying up all night...
So maybe sometimes it just means your sleeping rhythm is a bastard.
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A 3 year old Barack Obama with his mother on Halloween, 1964 12 comments
lihea · 3 weeks ago
Really?! I would have easily believed she was around 17 years old!
A 3 year old Barack Obama with his mother on Halloween, 1964 12 comments
lihea · 4 weeks ago
His mom looks so young there! I honestly thought it was a cousin or something...
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God dammit 4 comments
lihea · 4 weeks ago
Spidercat, spidercat, does whatever a spidercat wants. WATCH OUT!!!
Here comes the spidercaaaaaaattttt!
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Utopian giant angry Yak 9 comments
lihea · 4 weeks ago
No, YOU!!!!
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What a great cosplay! 1 comments
lihea · 4 weeks ago
YESS!!!! Someone else remembers Dungeons and Dragons the cartoon!
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Steve Irwin would approve 2 comments
lihea · 4 weeks ago
The commitment to this joke is admirable. A+
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Antennae of the glowworm beetle 2 comments
lihea · 4 weeks ago
Too much antennae...
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Who needs sleep? 3 comments
lihea · 4 weeks ago
This is the stuff nightmares are made of
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Inbred Republic of Pakistan 7 comments
lihea · 4 weeks ago
They look absolutely miserable...
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I thought she will be useful at some point but no 4 comments
lihea · 4 weeks ago
I thought the same of Bran, but apparently all his training in the show has only been to tell Jon he was never a "Snow"....
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We all need to know 2 comments
lihea · 5 weeks ago
I vaguely remember either hearing or possibly reading(?) that he didn't have sex with them, but sung to them instead. I believe he was supposed to have sung one of the songs he sang before the battle of Winterfell.
It's a big day 11 comments
lihea · 5 weeks ago
Ahh, I guess that makes sense! In Norway I think most bags are the thicker ones. You might get a thinner one when you order take out, or something, but most stores provide you with the "good" kind.
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It's a big day 11 comments
lihea · 5 weeks ago
This level of adulty-ness is beyond my comprehension. When is a plastic bag a "good one"?