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sephoria223 · 10 years ago · FIRST

Yeah... The middle one is kinda off. He should have a GREAT sense of humor.

guest · 10 years ago

Are you really not noticing the obvious? The one that is off is when she says that he has to be cutie patootie; that should be first.

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pineapple · 10 years ago

YESyesyesyesyesyes
I have to add one though: •He has to buy me pizza on a regular basis! :D

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bookhoarder · 10 years ago

Did anyone else think "hoodies" was noodles?
No?
Okay.
:-(

thethirdi · 10 years ago

I like noodles :D

sephoria223 · 10 years ago

Especially male noodles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bookhoarder · 10 years ago

sephoria223 · 10 years ago

Yeah

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mockingjays · 10 years ago

And likes reading books and obsessing over them with me

qngff · 10 years ago

I'm not a cutie patootie, but I'll buy pizza.

deleted · 10 years ago

Lol I would love to find somebody I can do all of that and more for.

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smbadat · 10 years ago

I will do all these things

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iccarus · 10 years ago

if you slayed your girls' enemies in such a brutal manner, she will be forever changed in how she looks at you, and not in a good way.

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nintendogirl · 10 years ago

Sorry to be THAT person, but.. only a week ago? really..? https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/225032/dream-man

thatgirl125 · 10 years ago

Sorry! Never even realized it...

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hesston97 · 10 years ago

Yea I'm sorry.. That's just not me..
I'm not a cutie patootie

autotune · 10 years ago

These things are ok, but I really need a man as swift as the coursing river.

thatgirl125 · 10 years ago

With all the strength of a great typhoon?

hesston97 · 10 years ago

And mysterious as the dark side of the room?

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guest · 9 years ago

Can we ignore the third because other than that I'm the guy

guest · 10 years ago

Screw the dislike button is there a delete button??

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bookhoarder · 10 years ago

The only thing you can do is dislike and move on.
Just because you don't like it it doesn't mean us users don't too.

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