Jury duty

*someone presents evidence against suspect in court*
Shaq: THATS RIGHT YOU JUST GOT DUNKED ON.
Judge: Shaq.
Shaq: THATS RIGHT! WHOOP WHOOP!
Judge: SHAQ!
Shaq: uh huh uh h-
Judge: WE ARE DEBATING WETHER THIS MAN WILL SPEND LIFE IN PRISON THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER. NOW SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
Shaq: I'm sorry your honor. *mutters under breath* whoop whoop.

Shaq used to volunteer as a police officer. Imagine getting a speeding ticket from the big diesel!

A lot of celebrities get out of jury duty because it would cause distractions and wouldn't be a fair trial.