Every "job" has it's rules

Good guy bad guys.

Do you really rob a place and you don't even know who you're stealing from

You know, because they're criminals, not crooks.

One time two burglars stole a laptop from a guy's house, then they turned themselves in and reported to the police about the guy they stole from because his laptop was full of child porn

*hands out Criminal of the Year award*

The note:
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/08/09/us/california-stolen-goods-returned/