Sticks and stones may break my bones, but this thing will f*cking kill you

My dad once drove down a steep gravel road on this thing and when he finally realised he was going way too fast he decided the best way to slow down was to just put one of his feet down on the road. Needless to say he flipped over, crashed to the ground and cut open both his legs.

I had permanent bruises around my ankles with this shit

I got horrible blisters on both ankles with this monster of a contraption

That title though xD

I don't know how, cuz I always injure myself (accidentally of course) but I never hurt my ankles with this thing. I did once get my legs stuck in an exercise bike machine thing, but not on this! What is this magic!

I was once going at speed on one when my handle fell off. Needless to say, my ankle hurt after I fell off and I haven't touched once since

*Torture scene*
Interagator: Okay so all we want you to do is whips on this scooter for us, okay?
Tortured: Okay that doesnt sound so bad *fails* WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU SICK BASTARDS?
Interagator: We just wanted you to do some whips NOW GIVE US WHAT WE WANT!!!!!
Tortured: NEVER!!!!!

*Torture scene*
Interagator: Okay so all we want you to do is whips on this scooter for us, okay?
Tortured: Okay that doesnt sound so bad *fails* WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU SICK BASTARDS?
Interagator: We just wanted you to do some whips NOW GIVE US WHAT WE WANT!!!!!
Tortured: NEVER!!!!!

I have an uncle who decided to ride one without a helmet, and he hit a bump, flipped over, and cracked his skull open. No, he is no longer with us.

Sticks and stones may break Mike's bones, but I say bricks are better