Fun fact #1

I don't believe that! Mars has thousands of cows! Are you sure?

There are also more ducks on Uranus.

Huh. The more you know.

Also, you eat more waffles in your life than rocks do.

Holy shit!?

NO FUCKING WAY

i think this is wrong,

this truly shocked me, I never would have guessed

This is the only difference between the two.