The cookie phones

Do you want to get shot, because that is how you get shot.
(Joke)

Yeah guys, let's waste police time and resources on a joke! That would be hilarious! /s

He actually got arrested or something

I wish I was this cool and edgy.

I'd still give him a ticket for no seat belt!

In UK u would still get a ticket for not having both hands on the wheel. Plus get a few slaps for being a smart a''

He had a warrant for outstanding parking fines. If you have a warrant for your arrest, try to get LESS police attention and not more.