Pirates

Sup
Not much, just chillin
How about you?

Playing Rocket League, tho stopped now as FS is more interesting :)

What's Rocket League? And yeah, FS is pretty interesting

Basically car football, and I'm majorly bored too

Haha alright then
And yeah, weekends bore me tbh

Yup, but they're still not long enough are they? XD

Yep, that's the problem
I'm bored, but I hate school more

Whatcha studying?

Well in a few months I'll be focusing on biology, sociology, psychology and English language

I did Biology :) Liked it

Yeah it should be interesting
What kinda work do you do/want to do?

I'm a trainer in a call centre

So you're going into Year 12?

Coolios
And yup

Tbf you look older than 16

Haha I've been told that quite a lot, how old do you think I look?

I was thinking 18ish

When I have beard people say I look 23. Without beard I look my age

How old are you then?

19

Kewl
How did you find school?

I was homeschooled till Year 12, then went to a sixth form college. It was...challenging to start out, a bit difficult making friends. I was massively socially awkward and hardly knew anyone. I came out with 2 "C" grade A-levels and a Distinction Merit in BTEC Applied Science so did ok

I was homeschooled for a couple of years as well
And those are good grades

They're enough to join the Armed Forces as a rupert, as that's the goal in the long-term

Wow, that's cool

I suppose :) Your ideal job?

Anyways, @sassypotter beddie-by-bo time for me, I have work tomorrow....goodnight

Haha sorry this is a late reply.. But I'm hoping something in the medical field, or forensics

No worries, and that's cool. Police work?

Yeah, it seems really interesting

Noice. It seems fascinating tbh, and grisly. So many TV shows do it injustice tho, it's nothing like CSI at all haha

Yeah, I have a mate that does all that, and it seems way better than what tv shows us

Nice stuff. Is he a rozzer?

Yep, looks good

Awesome. I know a copper too, tho he does more riot stuff and general Police work. He's an absolute tank as well, my height but twice as wide. And it's all muscle

That sounds pretty neat. I know a mounted police officer who does all that riot stuff

I'd love the adrenaline of a job like that, but at the same time you may come home injured or worse, and if/when I get married and have kids that's a risk I might not be willing to take

Yeah I get what you mean, I'd be terrified, especially after I started a family

Indeed. But atm I'm 19 and healthy and fit, so I'd like to enjoy something like that for at least a few years :)

Yeah, go for it! It seems cool

I'm thinking of the RLC in the Army

Is that the Royal Logistic Corps (or something along those lines)?

Certainly is :)

Well, have fun, whatever you end up doing!

Cheers, and I'm impressed. Did you Google that or did you know it?

I knew it, idk why

Impressive, Mr Bond

Indeedy, Goldfinger

Question: Best Bond?

BRB in about an hour

Hmm that's a toughie, Sean Connery?

I'm back na na na na

I don't think I've seen Connery act as a Bond...

Wow, that hour went quickly

Indeed, everything is relative. And in Norfolk everyone's relatives XD

"Incest is wincest" :/

Even better is twincest

Charming XD

I am :)

Kewl
Soooo

Soooo what?

Idk what else to talk about

Fave band?

Hmm, probably Years and Years or the 1975
What about you?

Good choices :) Maroon 5, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, I've quite a few

Ooh I used to love Maroon 5, what's your fave song?

Payphone traditionally, it was the song that got me into pop music. Maps, Animals (both original and the J.Cole remix), She Will Be Loved, Sad, It Was Always You. They make great songs

Ah you've picked some good ones :)

Thank you. I have good taste in many, many things. For example, pink is the best colour for a car. Oh wait, no...

Ew, no mate
Can you please tell the group that I've ran out of chats?

Sure thing

Thanks pal

As our friends north of the border say, "Nae borther"

Haha it's funny how such a small place has different cultures and stuff

Indeedy. We're an odd bunch

Mm definitely

So is FS tbf

That's why I love it, I've met some great people on here

Most people here are awesome. A few idiots, like third and heybooboo, but the majority are funny and entertaining

Yeah, they ruin the fun

Still, we tend to destroy them in the comments :)

Haha yup, my sass comes in handy

Dat sass tho

Yeah, love that sass

Good stuff. Keep it up

So
Cake is neat

What does that mean?

Basically means cake is great

It is, that's why I picked it as my username :)

Haha I gathered

What's your fave cake?

Hmm, I like a good Victoria's sponge, but red velvet is nice too. What's yours?

Damn fine choices

I don't actually eat much cake now

*gasp*
Your name is a lie!

I used to eat everything in sight, now my metabolism is slowing down I'm cutting the amount of sugar I eat to keep my abs :)

Ah, fair enough

Yeah, I'm 13 stone now, mostly muscle, but I want to keep it that way

Do you play any sports then? Or do you just work out?

Working out mostly

Occasionally football and table tennis

Noice

How about you?

I horse-ride and do archery :)

Sounds awesome. Competitively?

Yup, I've competed at the RDA National Championships 5 times (that's for the riding) and I've won twice

Wowee! The best I've ever done competitively of anything was 2nd in the Merseyside 1500m in the cadets haha

That's still amazing! That's way more effort than horse riding is anyway

Heh maybe, it burns like hell....kinda good tho. Running is my cure-all

The most exercise I do is going on the indoor rowing machine and doing some weights
I should probably do more, but ohhh welll

Still good :) Weights are great, as is rowing. Bodyweight 'cises are great too.

I just don't have the enthusiasm to do much XD

Music is my motivation. And pre-workout powders haha. And my previous self, being horribly skinny

Well, it's good you have something to work towards

It's something to do as well. I get so bored

I have to do so much revision, so I guess that's why I don't feel the need to do much

Yeah, I don't miss school much. Kinda glad it's over, tho work is just as tiring

Well it looks like I'll be in education for quite a while, so I better get used to it

Wanna go to uni?

Yup, student loans yooo

Oh great, the shadow of debt hanging over you... :/ Still, can come in handy having a degree

Yeah, I want to at least have the illusion of having my life under control.. XD

There's something we all want

Yup, hopefully we all get it

Indeed. Soooooo....running out of conversation....fave movie?

Well obviously HP is one of my favourite film series, but I love Grease and Love Rosie too
What about you?

Black Hawk Down is up there, along with Saving Private Ryan. Logan is also amazing

Yeah Saving Private Ryan is good
I've picked such basic films XD

Basic films eh? Are you a basic bitch spending all your time at Starbucks? XD

I've never been to Starbucks in my life
I swear you're just picking all the basic Essex traits XD

Haha that one was unintentional. I went into a Starbucks on Saturday actually. To use the loo heh

You're more basic bitch than me then

Definitely. I'm as basic as chlorine bleach. Ah chemistry jokes. I make me lol

Glad you make someone laugh..
'Twas a joke

Ouch. I need some water, all that saltiness has me dehydrated

So I'm sassy and salty? Great

Apparently so. The sass is strong with this one

Well that's my defining characteristic soooo

Your only defining characteristic?

Yup basically, well except from being a sarcastic bitch, yeah

Sarcastic, salty, and sassy. Anything else?

Nah I don't think so

Cool. That's you in a nutshell then

Yup, basically
What are you known for then?

Consuming large amounts of food, lifting weights, wearing tight t-shirts, and reading Wikipedia

Noice
"Wedding vegetables" what even XD

What? It's what James May calls them :)

Really? Top gear?

Formerly, yeah. Now Grand Tour

I just like the parts where the fuck stuff up

I love all of it. They are three of the funniest people around IMHO

Yeah they are pretty funny
Sooo
What now?

Dunno. Any questions?

Not really
Shall we just head back to the chat?

Can do

@sassypotter I'm out of chat comments :( please tell the guys, thanks