Alpha inmate

Only in America.

Damn white racist guards.

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i like how it says 13 guards in the 2nd to last paragraph then says "all 12" in the last one... so 1 got away with pay or a typo?

Picture this: There's a prison. Prison has a warden. Warden is semi-decent guy. Warden's wife (who also works there), not so much. Wifey, during work hours, walks up to another guard and starts a fight. They brawl. Why? Wifey discovered that guard was 'having relations' with an inmate. Wifey was sleeping with the same dude and felt jilted. Conclusion: Prisons are just soap operas with more violence, uniforms, and bars.