Found this in my psychology textbook. I think it's a little outdated

You spoke too soon, psychology book.

My how the times have changed...

Her face is like, "for now..."

Ya think?

She changed it like a WRECKING BALL

Miley Cyrus? Mature? Do those belong in the same sentence?

That was one of the shittiest sentences I've ever read, actually. Look at the fucking grammar.