What's that in my shoe?

Appropriate reaction.

Did you um actually light your shoe on fire???..... *takes a closer look* It's ok, just make sure to throw the ashes into the sea

Yeah I'd do the same thing but I'd use a hotter fire, like an active volcano or the surface of the sun!

This makes me think of the rocks i have shaken out of my shoes before.........NOPENOPENOPE

Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope
Nope Nope Nope
Nope Nope
Nope

Truly the only solution.

Dont think this situation could have been handled any better.. Well done.

Bigger fire, bigger fire needed. Call the army, you need reinforcements.

Thats a black widow...