The Biebs is heading West.

They're both so narcissistic, its hard to choose just one! The one who thinks he's a womanizer but is trapped in a 13 year old body, and his entire fan base are girls who have never even heard of a period. Or the one who thinks he's a gift to humanity and the next goddamn coming of Christ, but he's just a rapper who married a pornstar and named his kid after a direction. Ah, so hard to pick. Eenie meenie minee moe.....

Well, hate is a strong word, because that would imply that I actually care about them. But I do think that they're both major egotistic douchebags.

Even Conan's onboard