This needs to be a meme

'I love Perrie Horan from that band 5th Mix? Except for her boyfriend Ashton Hemmings! He's so weird, I hate his blonde streak'
'*insert Marlin*

http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/232504/clarifying-marlin/

really...you're the sperm that won?
*insert martin meme*

Mystified Marlin