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brainsandbeauty
· 9 years ago
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Well I'm assuming they don't die BECAUSE of the pants, they simply die while they're wearing them. Like getting shot while putting them on or something.
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seec
· 9 years ago
We can only hope
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mockingjays
· 9 years ago
They probably fell whilst doing the my jeans won't pull up jump thingy hit their temple then died
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123floor
· 9 years ago
thats the first thing I thought would happen
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yarnbombingftw
· 9 years ago
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-dies-after-falling-over-223156
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cosmic77
· 9 years ago
10/10 best article such detail
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guest
· 9 years ago
A friend of my friend was putting pants on and he fell down and broke his neck and died...
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deleted
· 9 years ago
There is a 329% chance that I'm going to be one of those people eventually
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simply_chevron
· 9 years ago
That settles it. No more pants!
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unbeweaveable
· 9 years ago
I'm thinking these people were probably standing on a balcony in their underwear, attempted to pull up their too tight jeans by jumping, realized they were the worst jumpers ever, fell off the balcony, and splat.
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guest
· 9 years ago
The keyword here is "while". Correlation is not causation.
curiositykicksass
· 9 years ago
It's them skinny jeans, i'm telling you. You wiggled, jumped, rolled, struggling to squish your fatty calves and thighs into those satanic pipes, it hurts, it hurts, your breathing labored, as your lower extremes' blood flow getting cut bit by bit, and you feel suffocated, nauseous and faint, and the next thing you remember you're knocking on heaven's door . But fashionably, of course.
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brainsandbeauty
· 9 years ago
Heavens door? God is probably laughing because I'm Lucifers problem now.